Fetch!

Web Development.Design Solutions

Logos, Advertising, Websites & More

About Me 

I've had my hand in just about everything over the years. From logo/ad work to web design, iOS app development to Application/Accessory reviews. Now I mostly clog up the intertubes with various projects and stuff I find amusing.

Why Tumblr?

Quite simply, why not?

I've always been a fan of the platform and it just seemed like the perfect fit to meld both my personal and professional online presence.
I've never liked the idea of presenting myself two different ways to two different groups of people. I am who I am. I swear a lot, I make terribly offensive jokes and I do quality work. Period.

Services Currently Offered

◦ Logo/identity design
◦ Website design and/or development
◦ Online and print based ad design
◦ Mobile application icons,UI elements, etc.


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Why don't you write a song about Sandra Bernhardt's salad asshole!

— Giovanni Ribisi as "Jeff" in SubUrbia

Recent Works

A collection of some of my latest developments

Haiku #2

Jesus loves us all
Except for loud mouth Jimmy
That guy is a dick

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Haiku #1

I met her online
Put it in the wrong places
This itch can’t be good

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Contact Me

Questions, comments, requests for work? Let me know